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DON’T WORRY DARLING

Producers: Olivia Wilde, Katie Silberman, Miri Yoon and Roy Lee   Director: Olivia Wilde    Screenplay: Katie Silberman, Carey Van Dyke and Shane Van Dyke   Cast: Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Chris Pine, Olivia Wilde, Gemma Chan, KiKi Layne, Nick Kroll, Kate Berlant, Timothy Simons, Sydney Chandler, Douglas Smith, Asif Ali and Ari’el Stachel   Distributor: Warner Bros.

Grade: C-

Much ink has been spilled over the possibility that the bad press about the production problems that beset Olivia Wilde’s sophomore directorial outing, along with the bad blood among the cast that’s hobbled its publicity campaign, might overshadow the film itself.  But the sad fact is that there isn’t much in “Don’t Worry Darling” that’s worth overshadowing.  Another of those “Black Script” pictures that prove disappointing when they actually reach the screen, the screenplay by Carey and Shane Van Dyke, reworked by Katie Silberman, turns out to be a “Stepford Wives” clone culminating with an ending that might have been concocted by N. Night Shyamalan on a particularly bad day, like the one he fashioned for “The Village” years ago.

The picture does benefit from strikingly colorful production and costume designs by Katie Byron and Arianne Phillips, respectively, Matthew Libatique’s glossily rich cinematography, and a terrific performance by Florence Pugh.  She plays Alice Chambers, one of the perfect housewives in the spic-and-span company community of Victory located in the desert of the American Southwest, ostensibly in the 1950s.  All of their husbands have been chosen to work for the Victory Project, a mysterious enterprise to which they all drive off in their bright, spiffily maintained cars from their cookie-cutter ranch-style houses at the same time each morning.  The wives are told nothing of what their spouses do during the day except that they’re engaged in the “development of progressive materials,” and they’re prohibited from going beyond the residential community’s prescribed areas to the center where their husbands work, although they do feel the effect of the occasional earthquakes that work apparently causes.  They themselves engage in household duties while their hubbies are gone, including preparing sumptuous meals for them—and themselves, for the rounds of evening cocktail parties.

Yet despite the passionate relationship she enjoys with her handsome husband Jack (Harry Styles), Alice begins to have disquieting thoughts about their situation, the result of some disturbing visions of a darker life.  Her attitude turns frantic when one of her fellow housewives, Margaret (KiKi Layne)—one of the few black residents—claims knowledge of the horrible reality behind the Victory Project and kills herself while Alice watches in horror.  When she demands that Jack tell her what he’s up to at work, she makes herself a target of the community’s founder Frank (Chris Pine), a slick, charismatic promoter who retaliates by giving Jack a promotion that creates a rift with his wife (as well as allowing Styles to do a sexy dance of joy at his new status that should send his myriad fans swooning).  And the community doctor (Timothy Simons) assures her that Margaret and her husband (Ari’el Stachel) are fine and just away resting from her “accident.”

The other housewives—Bunny (Wilde), Violet (Sydney Chandler), and Peg (Kate Berlant)—along with their husbands, consider Alice a troublemaker and urge her to get back with the program.  So does Jack, who sees her defection as a personal betrayal as well as a professional one.  Frank’s cold-as-ice wife Shelley (Gemma Chan), who leads the wives’ dance class, is no less disapproving.  But Alice’s unauthorized visit to the forbidden Victory Project headquarters far out in the desert cements her certainty that the entire business is malign.

She’s right of course, and in the last act she’ll attempt to bring it down while Frank’s minions try to stop her.  What’s really going on under Frank’s direction is revealed, though it’s hardly as surprising as the screenwriters intend.  Even if one’s willing to buy into the explanation, though, the way Alice’s desperate fight against Frank’s insidious control progresses offers lots of action but makes very little sense.  It amounts to one of those climaxes that doesn’t just run on, but runs out of gas long before it careens to a close.

Apart from Pugh, who brings energy to burn to the lead, the strongest performance in the movie comes from Pine, who twists his handsome face into a mask of smug superiority that can quickly change to quiet malevolence as he toys with the obstreperous Alice at a dinner party gone wrong.  But for a guy who’s supposedly so brilliant and confident, he proves absurdly ineffectual in the end; you’d think he’d have an easy solution prepared for such an eventuality.  As for Styles, who replaced Shia LaBeouf as Jack during production, he comes across more like a model trying to act than an actual actor, but his devotees probably won’t mind.  (It is, however, difficult not to imagine how LaBeouf would have played the character.)  Wilde is surprisingly strident as Alice’s neighbor who knows more than she’s letting on, but then it’s always difficult to direct oneself.  The rest of the cast is committed, but it’s inevitable that in this sort of fable overacting, or underacting that’s really overacting, becomes the norm. 

Credit to set decorator Rachael Ferrara, whose work complements Byron’s, making for a stunning, if deliberately unconvincing, simulacrum of ideal Eisenhower-era suburban life.   Affonso Gonçalves’ editing sometimes goes awry—Styles’s dance sequence, example, is clumsily integrated with other action (and it’s one of the instances in which Libatique’s technique fails him, too)—and John Powell’s score is no great shakes, and the pop songs inserted into the music are, if obvious in terms of the commentary they make, appropriate; the visual effects supervised by Dan Schrecker are hardly cutting-edge, but they’ll do.

But neither the craftsmanship lavished on “Don’t Worry Darling” nor the performances can disguise that this is a well-worn tale of feminist rebellion against male dominion, a retread aspiring to say something profound but proving to be hackneyed and, in the end, rather dull.                            

THE CLASS

Producers: Nicholas Celozzi and Michael Sportelli   Director: Nicholas Celozzi   Screenplay: Nicholas Celozzi   Cast: Charlie Gillespie, Lyric Ross, Hannah Kepple, Colin McCalla, Juliette Celozzi, Michael Sebastian, John Kapelos, Debbie Gibson and Anthony Michael Hall   Distributor: Brainstorm Media

Grade: C-

Speculation about a sequel to “The Breakfast Club” has been around ever since the seminal high-school movie premiered in 1986, but the death of its creator John Hughes in 2009 pretty much squelched the idea, even if there are reports that a script for one had been written.  Fans might have to content themselves with this sort-of updating by Nicholas Celozzi, which does bring back two members of the “Club” cast—Anthony Michael Hall, who played Brian “The Brain” Johnson, and John Kapelos, who was the Shermer High janitor Carl.  Of course, neither plays the same character here, and it’s hardly contentment that fans of “The Breakfast Club” are likely to feel with “The Class.”

The premise is that six students in the Olympia High drama class of upbeat adjunct Miranda (Debbie Gibson) are gathered for a special Saturday session they have to complete in order to pass the course—an implausible academic notion at best.  And watching over the session is Mr. Faulk (Hall), a rigidly officious school administrator who’s there to assure things are done properly.

The students are, of course, a disparate group.  There are Jason (Charlie Gillespie), a trouble-maker in the Bender mold and Michael (Michael Sebastian), a Clark-like jock.  The others are less reminiscent of the “Club” team.  Casey (Lyric Ross) is uptight, Jessie (Hannah Kepple) shy and reserved, Allie (Juliette Celozzi) dark and sensitive, and Max (Colin McCalla) brooding, angry and just possibly violence-prone.  Miranda pairs them off to write scenes they can play together, and also assigns monologues in which they are to describe invented characters.  All of this, she’ll explain as a perplexed Faulk looks on censoriously, is to help them “find themselves.”

The initial hostility among the students breaks down awfully easily, and before long major secrets begin pouring out.  One student reveals guilt over helping an absent friend get an abortion—a revelation that leads to a coincidence that stretches credulity past the breaking point.  Another student is struggling with coming out.  Yet another has cancer.  One hasn’t come to terms with losing his parents in an auto accident and being raised by his uncle (Kapelos).  Even Miranda admits to a childhood trauma that has long kept her apart from her father.  Indeed, fathers, absent or judgmental, appear a common denominator in the problems that keep cropping up.

Through it all Hall’s Faulk plays the Paul Gleason part, telling students to shut up, stop fighting and get off their phones while occasionally dragging Miranda out into the hallway to complain that she’s letting things get into far too serious territory that will cause the school problems.  Otherwise, though, Hall is stuck will a mostly reactive role, with the camera repeatedly turning on him to show Faulk scowling, snidely smiling or showing surprise when one of the students seems even vaguely insightful.  And of course he shows signs of going softie at the end.

Otherwise the cast is adequate, no more.  Gibson is so bubbly and cheerful that you might want to slap her, but the younger performers get by without being too embarrassing, even if some (like Gillespie) are trying too hard.  On the technical level the movie—shot on the campus of Elmhurst University outside Chicago, not far from the fictional Shermer—is barely competent.  The production design is by Kerri Lyn Walsh, the camerawork by Pete Biagi, the editing by Michael Thomas James, and the score by Rob Rettberg (who also supervised the pop songs periodically inserted into the background).

Presumably Celozzi, who has a long but undistinguished résumé as an actor, producer, writer and director, is a fan who wanted to celebrate John Hughes’ classic high-school dramedy by imitating it.  But the copy doesn’t come within miles of the original.